"A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' You’re two tents.” It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it … Teepee or wigwam? I was reminded of this, when I heard people complaining about how cold it is today. Tipi Jokes. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore Margaret D. Haydel's board "Pee pee teepee" on Pinterest. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? "I think I figured it out. Dr: "relax sir, you're two tents" Doctor!, doctor! And so on and so on. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. Dr: "It appears that this is just the tip of the iceberg" Doctor! A man went to see a psychiatrist. Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" See more ideas about pee pee teepee, teepee, pee. "I can't concentrate, doctor. Weird Dreams. A guy goes to a therapist. psychologist: relax man, you're too tense. “I’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee….” The doctor exclaims relax man you are two tense. Only the best funny Teepee jokes and best Teepee websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. Other times as a marquee. "The doctor slides his chair up to him and tells the man what's wrong. i have double vision, I am seeing two of everything. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong. I have a lettuce stuck in my bum. I'm a Wigwam I'm a Teepee I remember an old joke where one guy was frantically saying, “I’m a wigwam, I’m a teepee,“ and then his doctor leans back in his chair and declares, “your two tense (tents)”! "He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee. doctor! I am over 18. Funny Jokes ... Then a teepee, then a wigwam. Doctor! I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'" I think I’m going insane. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replied: “It’s very simple. The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents." “Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. And that’s why teepee tents (sometimes spelled ‘tipi’ or referred to as a wigwam tent) make such awesome shelters on almost any adventure in the great outdoors. I’m sure like me, you’ve had problems with a pattern you’ve chosen to make. Bloke goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, Doctor. It’s driving me crazy. I'm stressed. This joke may contain profanity. Doctor! Originally made from buffalo hides and used by the indigenous people of North America, these types of tents have been used for centuries for this exact purpose. (two tents, too tense) 3. First, I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam. What’s the diagnosis? 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