Create a wiki. TV Announcer: Mermaid Man: Fleet and forceful. Bikini Bottom Church/Barnacle Boy's closed casket funeral ceremony. Mermaid Man: When you patrol in the city, you'll always have to be vigilante. Krabs? Unite! Sign in to make your opinion count. Mr. Krabs walks around where SpongeBob's located. Barnacle Boy: It's gotta be around here somewhere? SpongeBob hangs up the wireless shell phone. More from. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, in our home. are you still there? Hello. Originally, he was to hang out with an old coot named Barnacle Bill. Scooby-Doo! He says they need a pet to boost ratings, so Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy go in search of one. ", SpongeBob: "Can we go to the funeral ceremony? Mermaid Man: Activate torpedo mode. Share the best GIFs now >>> Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are acting for their newest episode until the Director comes and tells them their views are going down and only Two people (SpongeBob and Patrick) watch the show. On your toes. We can't go around socializing, we have to be prepared for, uh, emergencies. Patrick: Yeah, we did it. Cut down in his prime. (both fall and stand up to search for the boat). SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Fred and Tom enter Bikini Bottom Hospital to sign in to the receptionist fish to sign in to visit Barnacle Boy. The Conch Signal is an awesome responsibility. Barnacle Boy: Don't touch that button, it's the... (folds into origami swan) ...origami button. ", Reverend Gunderson: "Well that's all the time we have for today, now let's take Barnacle Boy's casket right outta the church building and all the way to Bikini Bottom Cemetery.". You got that? SpongeBob: Hey! Get off of me. (turns boat on and it burns Barnacle Boy) C'mon, get a move on, son. [Mermaid Man is shown on a building.] The nurse fish takes SpongeBob right over to an examination room to have him checked out. SpongeBob: Pinch me, I must be dreaming. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V" from season three, which aired on June 1, 2002.. Transcript. ", Dr. Gilliam (on the other wireless shell phone): "Why hello, SpongeBob, this is Shady Shoals Retirement Home, is your pink starfish friend you call Patrick with you? They were respectively voiced by guest stars Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway, who both previously starred in the 1960s sitcom McHale's Navy. List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II" from Season 1, which aired on March 3, 2001. SpongeBob: (runs outside) I found it and it's the special dance mix. Mermaid Man: That's right. Like the windshield wipers are right here. (gets out a pencil and notepad), Dirty Bubble: Oh, no. Mermaid Man (1917-2012) and Barnacle Boy's tomb statue reads: R.I.P. (leans out the window and tries it but is a very off key sound), Mermaid Man: The Conch Signal! SpongeBob & Mermaid Man: Yay! Out of my way, punk. Episode Transcript: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II, SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_Mermaid_Man_and_Barnacle_Boy_II&oldid=172298. Like the Sinister Slug, the Atomic Flounder, and the dreaded Jumbo Shrimp. I wonder if it still works. With the ability to assemble and charge the creatures of the deep. Vogue. They are trapped by my awesome surface tension. Health Magazine. SpongeBob (on the wireless shell phone): "Well, I gotta get right back to work, bye, Dr. Cut to SpongeBob who's still flipping the krabby patties on the grill in the Krusty Krab kitchen and serving the customers........ SpongeBob: "I got it, I got it, here I come.". Mermaid Man: Maybe the Conch Signal is too much responsibility. 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